A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
me all school year: omg when is summer?
me on the first day of summer: ok what now
Anonymous asked: you're truly beautiful
And then you left..
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck. I must be disgusting then.
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my friends: omg there's these two guys who say they really like me but i don't know which one to choose! i mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! eugh my life is so hard
me: sometimes i find it hard deciding what pizza topping i want